Nom nom nom nom

You can have any boat you want... as long as it's blue

Kids, these are records...

...they're like mp3s except round and black and shiny

Pun of the day

          King Crustation - Kings Cross Station

      

Riveting

Shop Signs on Green Lanes

'Hello, I need a sign for my new fried chicken shop'

'No problem sir'

'what I really want is a cartoon chicken for a logo'

'OK, how do you want the chicken to look?'

'Could you make it look a bit like Adolf Hitler?'

Signwriters - spellchecker

Awningwriters - no spellchecker

I really do wonder if the owners of these shops realise what their names meant in the 1970's?

A pier without peers

Rising damp

Refreshing

If you say so

Totally aware of all evil